FAMS - when pigs fly pin

When we were first asked about a "new & improved" FLYING PIG pin, I had to think for a while...it takes us old guys a moment to get with the nuances of satire. I present for you: The "NEW & IMPROVED" FAMS flying pig lapel pins. This one is going to make a few of your flight crew friends look twice. Available for purchase by authorized FAMS personnel and others with permission. These pins will fit in a USPS Priority Mail Flat Rate box WITH a garment at no additional charge. USPS First Class Mail S&H for up to 15 pins = $2.75. Larger quantities via Flat Rate "small" Box for $5.25...(fits up to 100 pins)